MacKenzie Elizabeth

lacigreen:

youcantgetamanwithagun:

avahyped:

i want to buy this for every woman who’s ever handed me cash from their sweaty boob in the bar.

This is such a good idea!

…….i need this in my life

• period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
• period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
• period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
• period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
• period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
• period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
• period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
• period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
• period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
• period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
• period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
• period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
• period: Yell at a puppy.
• period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.

I read books so fast! I’m running out of books to read… HELP

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reasonstobefit:

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b-a-r-b-z:

LAWL.

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AND FALL INTO MY ARMS INSTEAD

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